1. Reinventing Jughead…

    So Jughead’s getting an update for the twenty-first century. This implies that there is something wrong with Jughead to begin with.

    Is there?

    Of course there is. Their target demographic is children and he’s a terrible role model. He’s a misogynist. He eats far too much junk food. Doesn’t seem to give much of a shit about anything.

    If he were a real person, someone would have staged an intervention years ago.

    Yet….

    To “fix him” would be to change his defining qualities. (Except the hat; that crown is pure awesome.) He would cease to be Jughead.

    So what are they going to do?

    Unless he finally comes out of closet, I’m at a loss.

    This is not a costume; this is a cocoon. Soon he will emerge a glorious butterfly.

Notes

  1. harpnotes reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    absolutely nothing...cartoon character- he has flaws. Show me the person that’s going to...
  2. nikaleles reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    … NO…………..
  3. nericay reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    best. The characters...obviously flawed and selfish and sarcastic and that’s what makes it...
  4. maple-heart reblogged this from archieoutofcontext
  5. doctorpsycho1960 reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    is, I think, the Archie character least in need...update. He’s unique, and as a result has...
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  7. muzition reblogged this from spacekittenpatrol and added:
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  8. spacekittenpatrol reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    Haven’t they tried this a million times before? I mean, he’s obviously toned down from
  9. allabouttheshades reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    model, then so are all the other characters! Archie:...womaniser, stringing innocent girls...
  10. brilliant-smallfish reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    re-invention every few years. Anyone remember skateboardin’ rude dude Jughead with...90’s?...
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  13. jizzzyrichardpignoodles reblogged this from mattachinereview and added:
    I SWEAT TO GOD DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING JUGHEAD JONES!!!!!!!!
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  15. mattachinereview reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    *highly concerned*
  16. t-rexboots reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT???
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  18. lemonwedgekicksomeass reblogged this from failureofthesuper-ego and added:
    want to marry whoever wrote this and have their babies…..
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  20. failureofthesuper-ego reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    JACK DID YOU WRITE THIS I SWEAR TO GOD
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  22. the-songs-of-yesterday reblogged this from archieoutofcontext and added:
    He doesn’t even have a closet to come out of! He is not gay!
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