Completely in context, Santa gives Betty a super realistic Archie doll that runs on one battery.
Everything is funnier void of context... especially the citizens of Riverdale.
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doesn’t really want Archie. She just wants...cute boy who will do anything she says.
THIS WAS A REALDOLL DECADES BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY EXISTED
This is [you] with [your favorite celebrity].
Only one D battery is pretty good for a boyfriend robot.
This is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. MOVE ON BETTY, YOU DESERVE BETTER